This spoof is soooo funny. And to think that I have actually known people that have owned one of these. This commercial is particularly funny too!
2:27 PM

So figure this out. Three men walk into a hotel and the manager is not around. So the chamber maid tells the men that the hotel room is $30. They each give her $10 and go upstairs. When the manager returns he tells the chamber maid that the rooms are in fact only $25 each. So he gives her the extra $5. She goes upstairs and gives each of the men back $1. So they now have each paid $9 for a total of $27, and the chamber maid still has $2..............For a grand total of $29. Where is the extra buck?
1:49 PM

Friday, October 20, 2000

Ever have something so shitty happen to you at work, like losing an entire days work? And your eyes start to tear up and then you just start laughing maniacaly becuase there is nothing else that you can do? That happened to me.
5:01 PM

Thursday, October 19, 2000

So I went to this bachelor auction last night. What a blast. As bad as it is to say, it is nice to see men being treated like pieces of meat for a change. (Not that I would ever do that..lol). They had these little 20 year olds up there with all these 35 year old cougar women bidding on them. I actually felt sorry for them. Some of them looked like they were scared shitless. I actually helped one of them out. Told him that I would get the bidding up for him. He ended up going for like $175, not too shabby. Although I have to admit as conceited as it sounds I was doing pretty good with the little boys. And my new line when they want my phone number is "Sorry I really am devoting all my time to my career as a software developer and I just do not have time for a man in my life." LOL, Hey what can I say...........it works!
3:39 PM

Wednesday, October 18, 2000

Hey! You know what I just noticed. I start the majority of my blogs with "so". What's up with that..................******Note this one started with "HEY!"
11:49 AM

So I am thinking about boycotting this coffee shop down the road. They used to have this amazing tomato soup. It is hard to explain, but it was kind of like a cream of tomato with big chunks of tomato in it. Almost tasted like pasta sauce except without being as rich. Anyway, the owner sold it to this little Japanese guy and they promised that they would keep the tomato soup. Well since they have taken it over..............No more tomato soup but they have sushi. Now as much as I love sushi it DOES NOT belong in a coffee shop. On the other hand tomato soup does. And to add to it, their sandwiches are very average. Problem being we buy our work coffee from there. So I think that it is time that I rally the troops and put an end to this no tomato soup issue. What does this little Japanese guy think he is? The soup Nazi? No more soup for you!
11:46 AM

So I walked to work this morning in the dark and in the rain. And actually that makes it sound a lot worse than it was. The sky was one of the most incredible colours that I have seen in a long time. The clouds were a dark doomlike grey in colour, but underneath them the sky was starting to show a little bit of blue beneath. Not a "sky" blue but more like a smoky blue. Truthfully reminded me of the Silence Studios Web site. Well at least the colours, (not the naked girl). Anyway, it was one of the most beautiful mornings that I have seen in a long time despite the rain and the "gloominess". Wierd how something so negative looked at in a "different light" can appear to be so beautiful.
8:23 AM

WOW! Was that a moment of self loathing and pity or what!?!?! Glad that has passed. Thank god that I am a firm believer in a brand new day!
7:39 AM

Tuesday, October 17, 2000

So I am sitting at work right now waiting for a ride. I am at the end of "my little friend" lol, but I am still feeling sort of odd these days. Kind of like something in my life is missing. I am not sure just what that is though. If I could put my finger on it then I would not be missing it because I would go out and find it. Maybe it is self esteem, as I have never really had that, and for some reason maybe I am just missing it now. Maybe it is a lack of closeness to someone. It has been a long time since I have been intimate (with anything other than my own hand anyway.............lol). I love to be touched and to touch others, I think that it must have something to do with when I was adopted. I was in a foster home for three months......Maybe they never touched me or something. Who knows? I don't think that it is abnormal to like to be touched either. I think inherently humans crave touch. Actually I know that they do. So who knows what is wrong with me these days. Work is going good, I have met some great new people, I have good friends, an amazing family so I do not think that it is any of those factors. It is a longing that I knnow. Maybe I should start looking into where I came from. My Mom has often said that maybe that is where my low sense of self esteem comes from. The fact that I do not have a realbackground. I disagree, but maybe it is there subconciously. My Mom always said that I was pretty but that was never good enough for me, I always wanted to be a bombshell. And now I am 28 and it ain't getting better from here. I am only going downhill. There is actually times that I feel that I am so gross that if someone were to see me without clothes they would run in fear. So what I want to know is how come I feel that way and others don't? I mean are you just born with self esteem, either you have it or you don't...............I have to work to keep just what little I have. I am not suicidal, and could never be. My religous background just does not support that decision. But I do have to admit that I am jealous when I see people with that "certain inner strength". I wonder why was I not born with that. I look at girlfriends that I went to school with that have these great lives. They are happily married with a beautiful little house in the "country". And look at me I am 28 struggling to pay bills, on the third in the process of breaking up relationship after my divorce at 22 (married at 19), I don't even have custody of my daughter cause I made a fucking stupid decision when I was young, and now I am too scared to try and go back and fix it. It is my daughters 8th birthday today and all I can do is call and wish her happy birthday. What kind of a shitty person am I. Maybe that is what is wrong with me today. Maybe that is what is wrong with me altogether. I avoid problems. I know that I do that, but sometimes it just seems like the smarter decision. Part of me would just like to move the fuck to Timbuctoo and leave all this shit the fuck behind. The other part of me would like to go out and conquer the world. But what do I do. Hmmm I do nothing. Gee that is fucking smart! I don't even know why I am writing this for everyone to see. Maybe because at least if I write it down like this then I will not be able to run from it as easy. Who am I to be talking about agnostics? It seems that I can not make a decision if my life depends on it these days. And any ones that I do make, could not be worse. God I hope that I figure myself a way out of this fucking hole one day!
7:26 PM

K..............So I have no idea why the hell my web site is buggering up like it has been. But now I have the master on it so it should be all fixed soon......................Right honey?
6:11 PM

Following my good buddy Erin's lead, I am a Guru. Check it out take the test.
4:51 PM

So I know I know I have not updated this lately...................I am sooooo busy at work it is insane. Boss is off in Malaysia, and calls throughout the day needing misc. tasks done. It is crazy, overtime up the ying yang. I can not wait for Friday, gonna do a movie and wine with the bosses girlfriend. Quite looking forward to it!
4:38 PM

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