You know I don't normally like to talk this harsh about other people, and this is not a word that I use lightly, as it is VERY unladylike. But this is a time that there is just no better word for the situation, or should I say the person. And it makes me feel better just to say it..........................My ex husbands girlfriend Shawna is a SNATCH!!!!!!!!!!! See now oddly enough I feel soooooo much better.
12:38 PM

Friday, October 13, 2000

Ok, so call me crazy but what the hell is up with OB Tampons? I mean they have no applicator! What am I supposed to do? Shove my finger up there? Believe me, as much as that can be enjoyable at times, this is NOT one of those times. Hey I am all for saving the environment but come on! What is next reusing toilet paper. People, people people!
6:18 PM

Now HERE is something REALLY thought provoking. (Especially for you Chris!) THE BUFFALO THEORY
I know you have read or heard this wisdom before, but I have not seen anyone explain it as well as the all mighty wise Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's how it went :
"Well ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
2:45 PM

I think Jessica Simpson is way better looking that Britney Spears! Boy that was deep eh? LOL
1:26 PM

In response to Miss Erin , who decides what is bad and what is good? Well, there is some things that there would be a moral debate over, such as abortion, capital punishment etc etc. But there are things that are just badi.e. murder, stealing etc, and there are things that are good, ie. back rubs hehe. So yes I do believe that there is a distinct difference between good and bad!
11:22 AM

Thursday, October 12, 2000

So I watched this show yesterday on children in sports. I was amazed to find out that 70% of children quit sports by the age of 13. The most common reason? They were not having fun anymore. At what point did we as "parents" decide that sports should no longer be fun? I think that we need to step back and clue into the fact that our children are NOT an extension of ourselves. They are individuals that need to be taught strong morals, and they need to be guided in the right direction. We do not need to MAKE their decisions for them, but rather teach them how to make their own informed decisions. Otherwise they go through life having their decisions made by Mommy and Daddy and then they have no idea what to do when they get out on their own. We need to spend our time being their parents and their teachers. NOT their friends. It amazes me......You need a license to drive a car a licence to shoot a gun, but any old yahoo can pop out children. Blows my mind!
3:52 PM

Wednesday, October 11, 2000

OK. So I just have to say this. Some men have it and some men don't. There are men out there who think that they are something else and they try and talk like it.......Truth is they suck! OK there Rico, nice try. But there does exist other men (and yes I have met one), who can turn you inside out with just words. They can make your heart soar, make you feel like you are the most incredible woman on earth, and turn you on like you have never been turned on before. All I have to say is WOW!
6:51 PM

LMFAO! You know I kinda feel sorry for this woman, but come on....................
1:10 PM

Tuesday, October 10, 2000

So I went to a wedding this weekend. I love weddings, they renew my faith in love and the true goodness in the world. And actually I had the chance to have a rather intellectual conversation with a co-worker who I admire for his deep intelligence. We were discussing people being inherently good verses inherently bad. He believes that all people are evil. I have to disagree, I think that people are basically good, and it is their genetics, situations, environments etc. that make them the way that they are. But most of us are good. (Hmmm, you know this was much deeper when we were talking about it). But I did come up with something on the subject of God and faith etc etc. "Why is there somthing instead of nothing?" Martin Heidegger.
1:14 PM

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